I’m Sammy yo. I’m jacked and all the hot amphibians love me. I once punched a shark so hard he needed 7 grand in dental work. After the gym I like to get my tan on. Protein, curls and getting the chicks. That’s what it’s all about broseph. I bench two seashells and a clam, and leg press triple my weight…ya that’s right, leg press triple my weight, and I don’t even have legs!