Sammy the Steroid Raging Seahorse Bio – Bro do you even lift?

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Sammy the Steroid Raging Seahorse

I’m Sammy yo.  I’m jacked and all the hot amphibians love me.  I once punched a shark so hard he needed 7 grand in dental work.  After the gym I like to get my tan on.  Protein, curls and getting the chicks.  That’s what it’s all about broseph.  I bench two seashells and a clam, and leg press triple my weight…ya that’s right, leg press triple my weight, and I don’t even have legs!

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