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ZooChums http://zoochums.com Comics, cartoons and short stories for children and adults alike! Tue, 12 Aug 2014 01:26:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.4 Bridget the Slightly Racist Brontosaurus – I don’t like you because you’re different! http://zoochums.com/bridget-slightly-racist-brontosaurus-dont-like-youre-different/ http://zoochums.com/bridget-slightly-racist-brontosaurus-dont-like-youre-different/#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2014 20:58:01 +0000 http://zoochums.com/?p=41   Ewww, a human, so ugly and smell like fear.  Anyways, I’m Bridget.  Some say I’m intolerant of others, I say go back to your own country I was here first.  I’m sick of all of you non-brontosaurus’ coming in, taking our jobs, … Continued

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Bridget the Slightly Racist Brontosaurus

Ewww, a human, so ugly and smell like fear.  Anyways, I’m Bridget.  Some say I’m intolerant of others, I say go back to your own country I was here first.  I’m sick of all of you non-brontosaurus’ coming in, taking our jobs, marrying our kind, eating our food and living off ‘the system’.  I don’t even know what ‘the system’ is, but all you purple foreigners are taking advantage of it and it has to stop. Go home!

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Sammy the Steroid Raging Seahorse Bio – Bro do you even lift? http://zoochums.com/sammy-steroid-raging-seahorse-bio-bro-do-you-even-lift/ http://zoochums.com/sammy-steroid-raging-seahorse-bio-bro-do-you-even-lift/#respond Mon, 11 Aug 2014 20:38:48 +0000 http://zoochums.com/?p=37   I’m Sammy yo.  I’m jacked and all the hot amphibians love me.  I once punched a shark so hard he needed 7 grand in dental work.  After the gym I like to get my tan on.  Protein, curls and … Continued

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Sammy the Steroid Raging Seahorse

I’m Sammy yo.  I’m jacked and all the hot amphibians love me.  I once punched a shark so hard he needed 7 grand in dental work.  After the gym I like to get my tan on.  Protein, curls and getting the chicks.  That’s what it’s all about broseph.  I bench two seashells and a clam, and leg press triple my weight…ya that’s right, leg press triple my weight, and I don’t even have legs!

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George the metrosexual basset hound on a fabulous adventure! http://zoochums.com/george-metrosexual-basset-hound-fabulous-adventure/ http://zoochums.com/george-metrosexual-basset-hound-fabulous-adventure/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2014 18:22:29 +0000   Hi, Georgeeeeeee here honey!  I am feeling fabulous today.  I started my morning with a gluten-free protein shake, put on my fave scarf and hit the mall.  Got my nails did, eyebrows plucked, then picked up season 2 of … Continued

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George the Metrosexual Basset Hound

Hi, Georgeeeeeee here honey!  I am feeling fabulous today.  I started my morning with a gluten-free protein shake, put on my fave scarf and hit the mall.  Got my nails did, eyebrows plucked, then picked up season 2 of sex in the city.  Someone’s having an ice cream and movie night with his besties!

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